What I Taught My DH This Week...

I've recently come to realize that I end up teaching my Department Head a lot of random things throughout the course of a work week, so I've decided that I'm going to start a weekly post entitled "What I Taught My Department Head This Week." Seeing as she hasn't been around for over a week because she's been on vacation I've decided to start off with a few of the past tidbits I've shared with her.

• The definition of Camel Toe. Cam·el (\ˈka-məl\) Toe (\ˈtō\) noun: A slang term that refers to the outline of a human female's labia majora, as seen through tightly fitting clothes
  

• The song "Detachable Penis" by King Missile which was the first single off of their 1992 album Happy Hour.

• The fate of the Polaroid 600 and instant film, as well as the The Impossible Project.

• The definition of the term Metrosexual. Metrosexual (ˌmɛtrəʊˈsɛksjʊəl) noun: A heterosexual man who spends a lot of time and money on his appearance and likes to shop.

Those are just a few of the things I've taught her in the past. As things come up throughout time I'll be sure to post them, because they tend to be interesting -- Or at least I think they are.

Ha Ha...

Oh, I went and told my Director today about how rude the other library's clerical staff was to me on Saturday. He said he was going to bring it up next time he saw their director at a meeting. In the words of Nelson Muntz, HA HA!!