July 3, 2010

Bite Me...

My Department Head came up to me on Thursday and said that one of my coworkers complained and was offended by me cursing. Well I would like to state for the record that I am offended by a number of things that many of my coworkers do. So they can bite my shiny metal ass.

Things That I'm Offended By:
  • The fact that they look like the Quacker Factory threw up on them
  • Their "diet induced" flatulence
  • Their incessant un-work related phone conversations
Those are just to name a few because I could go on forever.

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