On Friday "Derek" sent me a bunch of text messages about there being glitter in the staff room. Here are the various texts he sent me -- I was cracking up reading these. I'm so sad I missed him calling "Julia" an idiot.
"I like to do crafts. I work with glitter quite a bit. Don't worry, I make tough stuff like daggers and skulls. The thing about glitter is, if you get it on you, be prepared to have it on you forever 'cause glitter is the herpes of craft supplies." --- Demetri Martin
"I like to do crafts. I work with glitter quite a bit. Don't worry, I make tough stuff like daggers and skulls. The thing about glitter is, if you get it on you, be prepared to have it on you forever 'cause glitter is the herpes of craft supplies." --- Demetri Martin
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