What I Taught My DH This Week...

• The definition of M.I.L.F. - An acronym for "Mother/Mom I'd Like to Fuck"
• The definition of D.I.L.F. - An acronym for "Dad I'd Like to Fuck"

I was quite surprised that she didn't know what either of these things were -- I think they are common terms. I actually made a point to ask "Marie" in front of her if she knew what a M.I.L.F. and/or a D.I.L.F. was and she knew, she was like "Oh yeah Mom/Dad I'd like to..." Honestly, I don't know about my Department Head sometimes. I'm glad I'm around to teach her various facts and pop culture.