Dear Lisa: You owe me...
Dear Hand-Me-Down iMac: I love you so very much and I enjoy having you on my desk at work.
Dear Department Head: Really?!!?! You yelled at me for saying "baller"?!?!! What the hell?!?!
Dear Diamond Candles: I've been cheating on you with Bath & Body Works' First Bloom candle. If you want me back come out with some new scents!
Dear Kristina: Thank you for my belated birthday presents! I love my new Michael Kors wristlet and change purse.
Dear Little Boy That Comes To Drawing Club: Did you really need to get charcoal pencil all over your hands and then touch everything in the room? Why? Why are you doing this to me on a Friday?!
Dear Readers: You are amazing.