Dear Anyone Who Can Answer This: Why is "Cruise" by Florida Georgia Line & Nelly a thing?
Dear UV Index: Why have you been so high the past few days? I kept putting on suntan lotion (SPF 30) yesterday and I still got a sunburn. Think you could get a little lower? Thanks...
Dear "Julia": Why would you tell a patron that graphic novels are glorified comics?!?? You are an uneducated ass of a librarian.
Dear Time: Um, can you speed up a bit? I have to work until 6:00pm and I'm stuck with "Julia" up until closing alone. I'd really like for this day to go by quickly.
Dear Justin: I expect a dinner date with you next Friday seeing as you ditched me today.
Dear Cancun: I wish I was visiting you sooner! I can't wait to see you!
Dear Toe Nails: I was going to have you all gussied up today after work but seeing as I unfortunately cracked one of you in half (Thanks to accidentally kicking a rusty object on Fire Island) yesterday everyone is out of luck. Sorry.
Dear Readers: I love all of you and you're all awesome! Have a great weekend!