July 5, 2013

Friday's Letter...

Dear Self: Why did you not think ahead and take today as a vacation day?! You could have had a four day weekend silly girl but no, you are stuck at work today. Sucks to be you!

Dear Anyone Who Can Answer This: Why is "Cruise" by Florida Georgia Line & Nelly a thing?

Cruise (Remix) [feat. Nelly] by Florida Georgia Line on Grooveshark

Dear UV Index: Why have you been so high the past few days? I kept putting on suntan lotion (SPF 30) yesterday and I still got a sunburn. Think you could get a little lower? Thanks...

Dear "Julia": Why would you tell a patron that graphic novels are glorified comics?!?? You are an uneducated ass of a librarian.

Dear Time: Um, can you speed up a bit? I have to work until 6:00pm and I'm stuck with "Julia" up until closing alone. I'd really like for this day to go by quickly.

Dear Justin: I expect a dinner date with you next Friday seeing as you ditched me today.

Dear Cancun: I wish I was visiting you sooner! I can't wait to see you!

Dear Toe Nails: I was going to have you all gussied up today after work but seeing as I unfortunately cracked one of you in half (Thanks to accidentally kicking a rusty object on Fire Island) yesterday everyone is out of luck. Sorry.

Dear Readers: I love all of you and you're all awesome! Have a great weekend!

1 comment :

  1. Most of my coworkers had that brilliant idea about taking today off - I'm saving up leave time so I'm working from home. Have to come up with two story time programs for the costume characters we're having next week - Hedgie the Hedgehog and Danny and the Dinosaur. Could be worse, I guess!

    Totally agree on the UV index being a jerk. I wear sunscreen all year round and my usual 30 has not been cutting it lately.