Dear Bed: I miss you and need more time with you.
Dear Day: I hate you because I still have that A$AP Rocky song stuck in my head. #IGotAProblem
Dear A: You are the best cousin ever!
Dear Library: Sometime I think I'm too fabulous for you. So you better treat me right!
Dear Right Leg: You can really stop hurting me now. You're becoming a problem.
Dear "Leslie": Thank for e-mailing me that picture of "Julia" passed out on the couch in the staff room with stains on her clothing. It made me crack up.
Dear Other A: I am jealous of your fifteen-year-old-self for having Backstreet Boys tickets and backstage passes. Just thought you should know because my inner twelve-year-old hates you a little bit.
Dear Justin: I think you've been extra amazing this week and want the World to know.
Dear Cancun: See you in twenty-one days!
Dear McMoose: You're drunk. Go home!
Dear Readers: Thank you for being amazing. Have a great weekend.