Here it is! The first week of "Crap That My Coworkers Actually Said" Thank you Carolyn (@papersquared) for the idea!
I only have one gem this week because I had a few days off from work last week, but I thought it was a good one.
Amy: Um... Can I ask you a question?
Amy: Well, I bought these earrings during my lunch break ::Shows me a pair of leaf earrings:: Um... Are they cannabis leaves? ...I don't know what I was thinking buying them...
Misfit: Nope... Those are not cannabis leaves. Those are regular old leaves...
Amy: Oh good! I wouldn't known without you.
Misfit: Glad to be of service. For future reference this is what a cannabis leaf looks like ::Draws a picture::
Amy: Oooohhh! Okay! Thanks!