May 10, 2012

Crap My Coworkers Actually Said...

Miss-I-don't know-how-to-get-to-work-on-time-if-my-life-depended-on-it "Julia" apparently walked into work thrity minutes late this morning (Well, yesterday morning) and actually said the following to "Amy" and "Marie" when she walked in.

Julia: I'm so embarrassed for being late to work...

Really?!?!! I cannot believe she actually uttered those words. This woman has been chronically late to work at least two days a week for the past five years!!! She is sooooo lucky I wasn't around to hear her say that because I wouldn't have been able to control my response and it would have been nasty! "Amy" and "Marie" told me when she said it they were too stunned to say something to her because they couldn't believe their ears. Ugh!


  1. I know someone like that. Sadly, she has three kids and is ALWAYS late and the kid's friends point out that she's ALWAYS late and she somehow thinks it's a problem with other people's kids being rude and pointing out the issue.
    Go figure.

    1. Oh, that's bad when kids are pointing out that you're late.

      "Julia" has no reason to be late. She has no children, she isn't married, she has no significant other. She just has cats and possibly alcoholism.