Dear "Julia": We all know you left work "sick" today because none of us acknowledged that your birthday is tomorrow. I don't know who you think you're fooling.
Dear Back: I don't think I did anything to hurt you, so why are you causing me so much pain? Please stop because you are driving me crazy.
Dear Old Spice: Umm... What?!
Dear Justin: You better watch your score book...
Dear Followers: I hope you're all having an awesome Friday!