Dear "Julia": Are you really embarrassed that you overslept again today? Or are you pretending because our Department Head answered the phone? You weren't embarrassed last Saturday when you overslept and were the only librarian in the department that day leaving our 15-year-old Page by herself for over an hour until "Marie" came in. By my count you've missed over ten hours of work this pay period. In my opinion you should be embarrassed and written up for your actions. Thankfully for you I'm not your supervisor...
Dear Friends: I have over six vacation days left. Lets do something!
Dear Jimmy Fallon, Robin Thicke & The Roots: I love all of you!
Dear Rain: Go away. You're giving me a headache.
Dear Caffeine: Kick in please and help with my headache.
Dear Friends I'm Supposed To Go To Cancun With: Make up your minds about what weekend we're going so I can change my vacation days if necessary. Love you all.
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