Yesterday the replacement person for "Sarah" started, but I didn't get to meet the new woman because I didn't actually come into work until 5:00pm. Unfortunately I will only be getting a glimpse of her today because she is in 5:00pm - 9:00pm and I'll be heading out at 5:00pm sharp (Erin and I found out that one of the local bridal shops has the dress our friend is making us wear at her wedding and we wanna see how it looks, try it on, etc.) that means I'm gonna have to wait until Friday to really get to meet her and see if I like her. My Department Head likes her as of thus far and "Marie" said that she seemed to be a very nice lady. I on the other hand know if I'm going to like someone within five minutes of meeting them, so I'll be letting everyone know how I feel at 1:05pm on Friday.
Showing posts with label "Sarah". Show all posts
Showing posts with label "Sarah". Show all posts
August 17, 2011
July 19, 2011
While You Were Gone...
Apparently interesting things still occur even when I'm not in the library -- Who would have thunk. While I was on vacation last week "Marie" and "Julia" had it out over ceiling fans ("Marie" ended up blowing up on "Julia" after she got snippy with her for turning the fan off), a man came into the department with his child wearing only a Speedo® (There is obviously more than one problem with this, but the main one was that he had a huge package and you could see everything. They had to call the Director down. It wasn't pretty I heard) and they interviewed replacements for that evil bitch "Sarah's" job (I wish I would have been around for it because I know within 5 minutes of meeting a person if I'll get along with them or not. I guess we'll just have to wait and see what happens). I honestly wish I was around when all of these things happened, but I still enjoyed my vacation and Miami still beats the library.
Aside from all of the above, I was told that the department was extremely quiet without me around -- This was half due to the fact that people weren't talking to one another and half because my awesomely obnoxious self wasn't around. My Department Head was telling me that it was deathly boring with out me around. I guess they need me around for there to be some life in this department.
Aside from all of the above, I was told that the department was extremely quiet without me around -- This was half due to the fact that people weren't talking to one another and half because my awesomely obnoxious self wasn't around. My Department Head was telling me that it was deathly boring with out me around. I guess they need me around for there to be some life in this department.
June 24, 2011
Sayonara "Sarah" & Wecome Back Nannies...
Today one of the nannies that comes in all the time confirmed that the reason that she and the other nannies stopped coming to the library for a while was because of "Sarah" and her rude behavior. She told me that they didn't feel comfortable being in the library because they were afraid "Sarah" was going to yell at them and the children.
When I told her that "Sarah" quit and would never be coming back she thanked God and said that she didn't understand how someone who hated children came to work with them (She called "Sarah" some colorful words too). Also said she was going to alert the others and let them know that it's safe for them to come back.
See, I wasn't the only person that hated her...
When I told her that "Sarah" quit and would never be coming back she thanked God and said that she didn't understand how someone who hated children came to work with them (She called "Sarah" some colorful words too). Also said she was going to alert the others and let them know that it's safe for them to come back.
See, I wasn't the only person that hated her...
June 23, 2011
June 17, 2011
Malnourishment...
In other "Sarah" related news, she is mad at me because I asked my Department Head in front of her if she wanted anything from one of the local pizzerias (Lenni and I were going out to lunch) but I didn't ask her. What the hell?!?!! Why would I ask her if she wanted something, we both don't like each other... Plus, why would I waste my energy carrying something to nourish her?
I really don't understand why there is so much food related drama in my department (I mean, I kinda do because everyone is a flipping fatty). Why do these bitches think that I have to ask them if they want something if I ask someone else? I am not a delivery service and I am not friends with them. They don't call around the building asking people if they wanna order food. Nor do they offer to pick something up for anyone else typically ("Amy" is the only one that kinda does this). So why should I?!?!!
I need to stop mentioning lunch in front of these women.
I really don't understand why there is so much food related drama in my department (I mean, I kinda do because everyone is a flipping fatty). Why do these bitches think that I have to ask them if they want something if I ask someone else? I am not a delivery service and I am not friends with them. They don't call around the building asking people if they wanna order food. Nor do they offer to pick something up for anyone else typically ("Amy" is the only one that kinda does this). So why should I?!?!!
I need to stop mentioning lunch in front of these women.
Library Gossip...
Apparently there is a rumor going around that I'm so mean that "Sarah" quit because of me. I mean I personally wish this was the case but it isn't and the person who heard this set whomever said it straight -- The person who told me about this won't say who was talking shit about me.
So the World knows, "Sarah" quit because she and her unemployed boyfriend are moving to Florida. It's this really odd situation, but we can't wait to be rid of her so we kinda don't care. "Marie" wants us to have a party the day after she leaves because she hates her more than I do. I look forward to it.
So the World knows, "Sarah" quit because she and her unemployed boyfriend are moving to Florida. It's this really odd situation, but we can't wait to be rid of her so we kinda don't care. "Marie" wants us to have a party the day after she leaves because she hates her more than I do. I look forward to it.
June 8, 2011
More Sad News...
In addition to the dress code bull shit, I was informed today that "Sarah" will be sticking around an extra week before she is gone for good. So I have to deal with this bitch for another week. She'll really be gone on June 23rd. So sad...
June 7, 2011
Slacking "Sarah"...
I swear that "Sarah"does less and less work now that her days at the library are growing shorter. Today I was left alone with her in the department while our Department Head went to the Adult Librarian's meeting and "Julia" went to cover their reference desk. The minute I sat down at one of the computers at our desk she walked into the office, sat at her desk and began to read a book. She didn't come out of the office the whole time I was out on the desk -- Which was for over an hour. But the minute our Department Head came back she was out at the reference desk pretending to do shit while we all know she was really looking at random crap on the internet. I cannot wait for this bitch to be gone.
June 6, 2011
The Countdown Begins...
In 'Bye Bye Bitch' I mentioned that "Sarah" put in notice that she would no longer be working here come mid-June. The day is almost here! Her last official day is June 15th and as you can all guess, I'm counting down the days.
May 20, 2011
365 Days Of Pictures: Day 78...
I left all of these books on "Sarah's" desk for when she comes back from where ever the hell she has been for the past several days. She is always complaining that there is never enough work for her to do.
May 17, 2011
Bye Bye Bitch...
While I was off yesterday I got a text message from my Department Head letting me know that "Sarah" gave a verbal four week notice and she'll soon be out of my life forever. Apparently she and her boyfriend are moving to Florida, which makes no sense seeing as her boyfriend is unemployed and according to her, she is making less money here than she was getting from unemployment. But whatever, let that bitch rot in the Florida heat. I cannot wait for her to leave.
April 18, 2011
Case Of The Mondays...
If you follow me on Twitter you already know that I was feeling super feisty today. It was a combination of it being Monday, stupid questions/comments and the kids being off from school for spring break. The only good thing about this day was that "Sarah" was off from work, so I didn't have to deal with her on top of all of the stupid little things that happened. I hope Tuesday will be a little better and I'll be less moody.
April 15, 2011
Talking Ish...
I totally forgot to post this when it happened, but on Wednesday morning "Marie" and I were talking crap about various people and she said to me that we needed to figure out a way to get "Sarah" to quit because she cannot stand her. I love "Marie" so much.
April 4, 2011
Sick Little "Sarah"...
In addition to dealing with outbreak child I had to watch on as "Sarah" did what she does best, NOTHING. Our Department Head called out sick today, so "Sarah" had the nerve to sit in one of the comfy chairs on the floor and read a novel for hours. She claimed that she was not feeling well and that it was too noisy in the office for her to sit. If you are not feeling well and four other staff members are around go home, whether you have sick time or not.
She pissed me off so much I took a picture of her doing nothing and texted it to our Department Head. I think this bitch should be fire.
She pissed me off so much I took a picture of her doing nothing and texted it to our Department Head. I think this bitch should be fire.
March 31, 2011
Clay Pots & Paint...
I spent this fine Thursday stuck working with "Julia" and "Sarah" -- It sucked, I'm going to give my Department Head a piece of my mind on the matter in the AM tomorrow because she sent me a text last night saying that she saved me from working alone with "Sarah" on a Saturday, but she leaves me with her and the other one all day today (Can't you tell I'm annoyed?). So instead of dealing with them I sat at my desk in the office and started making a bunch of clay pot craft demos. I was inspire to make the Lorax, a spaceship and a frog -- As you can tell by the picture I only finished the Lorax, which I was 
making as a possible Earth Day craft. Working on the clay pots kept me busy for hours and magically made them stay away from me -- Though I can imagine what "Sarah" is going to say to our Department Head tomorrow about what I was doing because she is an evil bitch. I'll keep you updated on what they all turn into, which will probably end up being tomorrows post if I'm lucky enough to get to chill at my desk all day again.
February 20, 2011
Valentine's Day, House Parties, Etc...
Monday: As everyone knows was Valentine's Day. I spent my Valentine's Day working from 9:00am to 5:00pm -- Within those hours my passive aggressive side came out, I bought chocolate covered strawberries and gave one to everyone but "Sarah" because I really hate her.
After work I had dinner with my sister and her boyfriend, then the three of us went food shopping -- I was not a third wheel or anything, they had plans for Saturday instead of Valentine's Day. I know you're probably thinking why didnt' I hang out with my boyfriend, well I didn't hang out with Justin because it would have taken me an hour to get to his apartment, I would have had to go food shopping and then I would have had to cook dinner, I didn't wanna do all of this because I had to work a split shift the next day.
Tuesday: As I stated above, I worked a split shift. I went to a meeting in the morning with Lenni on Mobile Literacy and I worked with "Emily" in the evening. Nothing particularly interesting happened.
Wednesday: Was an annoying day at work. Within ten minutes of being in the library I wanted to tell several people to go to hell and leave for the day. Obviously I didn't, but I really wanted to. Instead I spent the first five hours of my day were spent running around in children's programs; setting up, taking photos of the children, doing circle times, cleaning up, etc. After the programs ended my day got better and work went quickly.
When I left work I went to dinner with Erin, then we met up with the boys to hang out. We went shopping and then we came back to my house to play video games. It was super amusing to watch my two best guy friends and my sister play Just Dance 2.
Thursday: Was another annoying work day. My Department Head was being nasty because she was figuring out statistics for the state report and there was just bad energy in the air.
One of the Processing Clerks sent down fifty books claiming that there were no record numbers for them and that they weren't in the OPAC. This was untrue, if the lazy Clerk in question would have searched the series title she would have found that there are indeed records for each of the books. I was going to send them back up to the clerical office but my Department Head made me find the records, print them out and then send the books back upstairs. I wanted to scream at her.
At one point my Department Head left for a while and in that time period one of the nasty Clerks called up and asked "Sarah" if we had a Page because the bookcart was full and they needed someone to bring it up and bring down an empty cart. She told them we didn't have a Page and the Clerk demanded someone come down for the cart, I refused to do it because I had just done a Clerk's job looking up the records so "Julia" went down to get it. After "Julia" brought the cart up we get another nasty call from the Clerk and she demanded an empty cart. I wanted to curse her out and yell at "Sarah" for thinking that "Julia" or I should have gotten the cart and not her -- I wanted to say "Bitch, I get paid too much money to be pushing carts around. Take your ass downstairs and get it."
In addition to those things I had the worst storytime in forever. I had twelve children and not enough crafts because the person who did the storytime failed to inform me that more pieces needed to be cut out. Aside from those things I had a child in the class that I took in to be nice because she had missed her class the day before for the older kids and she keep being annoying. Also, everyone had to use the bathroom, I stopped class at least five times to call children's parents in to take them out of the room.
Life after work was much better. Justin, Phil and a few other people came over to my house to hangout with my sister and I. We played video games, had dinner and drank a bit. It was an excellent ending to a blah day.
Friday: Work was peaceful -- My Department Head and "Sarah" were both off. "Julia" and "Amy" almost acted like normal humans, with the exception of "Julia" farting in the middle of the Youth Services Department and then saying "Pretend like you didn't hear that... Did you hear that?" -- I just rolled my eyes and walked away from her. Aside from that the day was wonderful.
After work my sister and I scrambled to clean up our house before people came over for our party -- Seeing as our parents went to Miami right after we got back from Aruba we thought it would be a great idea to have a house party. About ten people came over and we had a great time. We drank, ate and played the game from Inglorious Bastards (2009) -- For those of you that haven't seen the movie they play a game at a bar where they have the names of famous people/characters on their foreheads and they have to guess who they are by asking yes or no questions, it was a great party game. I actually figured out who I was after two questions -- I was Hitler thanks to Phil.
Some Of The Names Used
Saturday: I spent the day in New York City with Justin. We started off the day by going to the Coffee and Tea Festival NYC at 7 West. We have actually never attended the festival before, so we didn't know what to expect. It was an event that was open to the public but it was definitely geared more towards people within the coffee and tea businesses. We really didn't mind, we walked around, tried various coffees, teas and desserts, got some swag, etc. It was a nice random thing to do for the day.
The festival ran from 11:00am to 5:00pm. We basically did everything that we could in about two hours, so we decided to hang out in the city for the rest of the day. We went to Bryant Park, had lunch at Connolly's Pub & Restaurant, walked through Times Square and picked up French macarons at the Macaron Café.
After work I had dinner with my sister and her boyfriend, then the three of us went food shopping -- I was not a third wheel or anything, they had plans for Saturday instead of Valentine's Day. I know you're probably thinking why didnt' I hang out with my boyfriend, well I didn't hang out with Justin because it would have taken me an hour to get to his apartment, I would have had to go food shopping and then I would have had to cook dinner, I didn't wanna do all of this because I had to work a split shift the next day.
Tuesday: As I stated above, I worked a split shift. I went to a meeting in the morning with Lenni on Mobile Literacy and I worked with "Emily" in the evening. Nothing particularly interesting happened.
Wednesday: Was an annoying day at work. Within ten minutes of being in the library I wanted to tell several people to go to hell and leave for the day. Obviously I didn't, but I really wanted to. Instead I spent the first five hours of my day were spent running around in children's programs; setting up, taking photos of the children, doing circle times, cleaning up, etc. After the programs ended my day got better and work went quickly.
When I left work I went to dinner with Erin, then we met up with the boys to hang out. We went shopping and then we came back to my house to play video games. It was super amusing to watch my two best guy friends and my sister play Just Dance 2.
Thursday: Was another annoying work day. My Department Head was being nasty because she was figuring out statistics for the state report and there was just bad energy in the air.
One of the Processing Clerks sent down fifty books claiming that there were no record numbers for them and that they weren't in the OPAC. This was untrue, if the lazy Clerk in question would have searched the series title she would have found that there are indeed records for each of the books. I was going to send them back up to the clerical office but my Department Head made me find the records, print them out and then send the books back upstairs. I wanted to scream at her.
At one point my Department Head left for a while and in that time period one of the nasty Clerks called up and asked "Sarah" if we had a Page because the bookcart was full and they needed someone to bring it up and bring down an empty cart. She told them we didn't have a Page and the Clerk demanded someone come down for the cart, I refused to do it because I had just done a Clerk's job looking up the records so "Julia" went down to get it. After "Julia" brought the cart up we get another nasty call from the Clerk and she demanded an empty cart. I wanted to curse her out and yell at "Sarah" for thinking that "Julia" or I should have gotten the cart and not her -- I wanted to say "Bitch, I get paid too much money to be pushing carts around. Take your ass downstairs and get it."
In addition to those things I had the worst storytime in forever. I had twelve children and not enough crafts because the person who did the storytime failed to inform me that more pieces needed to be cut out. Aside from those things I had a child in the class that I took in to be nice because she had missed her class the day before for the older kids and she keep being annoying. Also, everyone had to use the bathroom, I stopped class at least five times to call children's parents in to take them out of the room.
Life after work was much better. Justin, Phil and a few other people came over to my house to hangout with my sister and I. We played video games, had dinner and drank a bit. It was an excellent ending to a blah day.
Friday: Work was peaceful -- My Department Head and "Sarah" were both off. "Julia" and "Amy" almost acted like normal humans, with the exception of "Julia" farting in the middle of the Youth Services Department and then saying "Pretend like you didn't hear that... Did you hear that?" -- I just rolled my eyes and walked away from her. Aside from that the day was wonderful.
After work my sister and I scrambled to clean up our house before people came over for our party -- Seeing as our parents went to Miami right after we got back from Aruba we thought it would be a great idea to have a house party. About ten people came over and we had a great time. We drank, ate and played the game from Inglorious Bastards (2009) -- For those of you that haven't seen the movie they play a game at a bar where they have the names of famous people/characters on their foreheads and they have to guess who they are by asking yes or no questions, it was a great party game. I actually figured out who I was after two questions -- I was Hitler thanks to Phil.
Some Of The Names Used
- OJ Simpson
- Sally Struthers
- Miss Piggy
- Charlie Sheen
- Scary Spice
- Michael J. Fox
- Tiger Woods
- Mickey Mouse
- Zac Efron
- Liza Minnelli
- Strawberry Shortcake
- Hitler
- Sailor Moon
- Marilyn Manson
- Godzilla
Saturday: I spent the day in New York City with Justin. We started off the day by going to the Coffee and Tea Festival NYC at 7 West. We have actually never attended the festival before, so we didn't know what to expect. It was an event that was open to the public but it was definitely geared more towards people within the coffee and tea businesses. We really didn't mind, we walked around, tried various coffees, teas and desserts, got some swag, etc. It was a nice random thing to do for the day.
The festival ran from 11:00am to 5:00pm. We basically did everything that we could in about two hours, so we decided to hang out in the city for the rest of the day. We went to Bryant Park, had lunch at Connolly's Pub & Restaurant, walked through Times Square and picked up French macarons at the Macaron Café.
February 2, 2011
Delayed Split Shift...
Today there is yet another delayed opening thanks to the ice rink outside. They postponed the opening until 11:00am, which benefited me because I was supposed to work a split shift today (9:00am-12:00pm then 5:00pm-9:00pm) and now I don't have to go into work until 4:00pm. Thank you Ice Gods, even though "Amy" called me at 6:30am to let me know.
The only bad part about later is that I'm stuck working alone with "Sarah" which I'm not looking forward to. I'm just gonna have to practice my ignore people right next to me powers.
The only bad part about later is that I'm stuck working alone with "Sarah" which I'm not looking forward to. I'm just gonna have to practice my ignore people right next to me powers.
January 27, 2011
Phone Chain...
Last night "Amy" called me to tell me that the library was having a delayed opening, so I proceeded to call "Emily" who is my person to call on the chain and she didn't answer. So I was forced to call "Sarah" about the delay. She answers the phone, I say what I gotta say and in her bitch tone she replies "Well, opening at 10:00am doesn't affect me..." I told her I was just playing the phone chain game and that she just needed to call the next person. She made another rude comment and I hung up on her. After I called my Department Head so quickly to tell her there was no way in hell I'd be calling "Sarah" ever again about anything. She just laughed at me.
Thankfully this morning when the next phone chain call was going on "Emily" answered so I didn't have to call "Sarah". I did tell "Emily" about what "Sarah" had said to me when I called her last night so that she was warned about her rude answers.
Thankfully this morning when the next phone chain call was going on "Emily" answered so I didn't have to call "Sarah". I did tell "Emily" about what "Sarah" had said to me when I called her last night so that she was warned about her rude answers.
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