Pages, Piercings & Tattoos...

The other day "Favorite Page #1" texts me that she did something, I ask her what she did and she texts me back that she got her nose pierced and a tattoo -- If you knew "Favorite Page #1" well you'd know this was shocking news. I couldn't believe that she did it and I told her that when the rest of the staff at the library found out that they would blame me. She told me I was silly, but what did the staff do when they found out? Blamed me. Everyone blames me for everything.