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December 7, 2015

Funny Little Boys, Slappy The Dummy & A Retweet From R.L. Stine...

The other day at work I had the funniest little boy come in. He walked up to the reference desk and asked me if I knew where the Goosebumps books were because he wanted a book about Slappy the Dummy. I proceed to bring him over to the R.L. Stine books and pull out all of the books about Slappy.

As I show him each title out he goes "Nope... That's not it..." We go through every title there about Slappy and none of the books I showed him as the book he is looking for. So I have him follow me back to the reference desk so I can hop on Amazon to see if we can find the book he is looking for together. After a couple of minutes he points at the screen and goes "That's it! That's the one I want..."

I look at him and look at the title, then I laugh. I proceeded to tell him that it was the first book I showed him when we walked over to the collection of Goosebumps books. So I asked if he wanted to go back over and get the copy we had of Night of the Living Dummyand he says no. I ask him why and he starts telling me that he wants the one on the screen because the cover of the one we have at the library freaks him out.
I look at him and then his grandfather and explain that it's the same exact story, it just was re-released and has a new cover. But no, the cover on the copy that we had freaked him out so he didn't want it. I offered to put a piece of paper over the cover so he didn't have to look at it but he said no.

I told him since we already owned the book that I couldn't buy the one with the cover he wanted and he was out of luck. He said okay and thanked me for looking.

I just thought the whole thing was just too funny so I tweeted it and added R.L. Stine Twitter handle (@RL_Stine) to my tweet and he retweeted it! He was one of my favorite authors as a child, so my inner nine-year-old was super excited.
The whole thing was funny and neat, and it made my day. So It thought I'd share it with all of you.

December 3, 2015

Twenty-Five Things That Make Me Happy...

For the past couple of days various people and situations have been seriously stressing me out (Like I have a giant cold sore on my bottom lip to show for it), so I thought it was time to think of some happy thoughts and do "Twenty-Five Things That Make Me Happy" post, which is a post I've done on a handful of occasions in the past when I've been blah (Here and here are some other things that make me happy).

  1. The smell of honeysuckles.
  2. Going on random adventures.
  3. Bread fresh out of the oven with lots of butter.
  4. Polaroid pictures.
  5. A good cup of tea.
  6. Lazy Sundays.
  7. Finding a new blog to read.
  8. Going to concerts. 
  9. Pie plates with recipes.
  10. Coloring books.
  11. Having drinks with friends for no reason.
  12. Fresh flowers.
  13. New makeup. 
  14. My mom's banana pudding.
  15. Silly Snapchats from my friends.
  16. Going to the beach.
  17. Nella howling.
  18. When Justin and I go out to dinner for no reason.
  19. Getting a new camera.
  20. Finding an awesome thing from the thrift store.
  21. Dinner parties.
  22. Freshly dyed hair.
  23. Surprise packages in the mail.
  24. Cookbooks with lots of pictures.
  25. The sound of brass bells.
I would love to know what makes you happen. Lemme know down below, or make your own post and tell me about it. I'd love to check it out.
Adventures of a Misfit Librarian

December 1, 2015

Month In Review: November 2015...

♥ Fat Kid Dinner at Toni & Tom's house.
♥ Hanging out with my college friends and day drinking in New York City.
♥ Friday the 13th dinner and horror movies with Justin, Phil, Rob, Alana, Erin and Nick.
♥ Finally playing Quiplash with my friends.
♥ Bi-monthly dinner with Nicole, Eileen, my sister, Erin and the kids.
♥ Having a sleepover party with my college friends while Justin was away.
♥ Wine night with Day & Toni with a little Facetime action from Chas.
♥ Not fighting with my family on Thanksgiving.
Sisters In The City | Movie Tours, Musicals & Cuban Food
Sephora Wishlist | VIB 20% Sale
Drinks With Friends | Street Art
Sephora VIB 20% Sale Haul
♥ Patricia Heaton Parties (2015 - Present) ♥
♥ Valerie's Home Cooking (2015 - Present)♥
♥ Killer Mermaid (2014) ♥
♥ Zombie Hunter (2013) ♥
♥ All-Star Gingerbread Build (2015) ♥

November 30, 2015

Target x BaubleBar | Launch Fail...

Yesterday Target launched a line of tech accessories with online jewelry retailer BaubleBar and because some of the pieces looked nice I figured I'd wander into my local Target to check out the collection.
(via: BaubleBar)

Since the collection was from BaubleBar I headed over to the accessories department to see if there was a display. No display anywhere in the accessories department. Okay, if it isn't in the accessories department I figured it must be in the electronics department because it was a collection of tech accessories. Nope. No display.

So I head over to the counter in electronics and ask the guy there about the collection. He looks at me like I have five heads. As I was talking him another employee walks over and he begins to ask her about it. She, like him, looks at me like I have five heads when I start to speak with her about the collection and she proceeds to ask me what a bauble was.

Trying to hide how exacerbated I was I opened Refinery 29's article about the collection, as well as several other to show the two employees that I am not some crazy person babbling about baubles.

They looked at the articles, saw that I was talking about a real thing and began calling other employees over. After dealing with a total of five Target employees they realize that they do indeed have pieces from the collection in the back room and that's when I made them pull every thing from the stock room so Liz and I could look at everything.

It took them thirty minutes (In which I bitched on Twitter about the whole situation) but they pulled almost everything and we got to look through it all, pick out our items and buy them.
Later on in the day after all the tweeting, an Instagram post with a caption complaining about how poorly the launch was handled and some Snapchats, I found out that it wasn't just my Target that had problems with the launch. I spoke to four other people in different states that said the same exact thing that happened to me happened to them at their various Targets.

As annoying as the whole thing was I do enjoy what I did end up purchasing, which was the BaubleBar Clover Make Noise Earbuds ($19.99) and the BaubleBar Amanda Struggle Cover Up Phone Case ($29.99) -- Liz ended up getting the BaubleBar Gold Gem Make Noise Headphones ($39.99).
Did anyone else try to hit up there local Target for this collection? If you did let me know how everything went for you? If you didn't and you're interesting in the collection, here it is so you can order it offline instead of dealing with the store and having a cluster fuck of a time like I did.

November 28, 2015

Sephora VIB 20% Sale Haul...

Since I shared my wishlist for the Sephora VIB 20% Sale with you in the beginning of the month, I figured I should show you what I actually ended up purchasing...
  1. BECCA Shimmering Skin Perfector® Opal Glow On The Go -- $20.00
  2. Urban Decay Naked Smoky -- $54.00*
  3. Too Cool For School Egg Mousse Pack -- $20.00 
  4. Urban Decay Naked2 Basics -- $29.00*
  5. Clarisonic Mia 2 Lavender Hydration Skin Cleansing System -- $149.00
  6. Smashbox Camera Ready BB Water Broad Spectrum SPF 30 (Light/Medium) -- $42.00
  7. Elizabeth and James Nirvana White Hand Cream -- $15.00
If you remember my original wishlist (I don't actually expect you to remember it) you'll notice that I got four out of the nine items on it, as well as three additional items. Two out of those three are not for me (My sister asked me to buy them for her for Christmas) but I figured I'd mention them here only because I actually own and am on my second Urban Decay Naked2 Basics palette and the Urban Decay Naked Smoky palette looks nice. The Clarisonic on the other hand was a spontaneous purchase I made for myself while in the store with my mother and I'm glad I did it because I've been thinking about getting one for a long time.

Overall I'm super happy with all my purchases and love racking up Sephora points.

If any of you picked up anything during the sale I'd love to know what you got!

November 24, 2015

Drinks With Friends | Street Art...

This past weekend Justin and I went into New York City to go day drinking with a bunch of my college friends that we haven't seen in way too long. And because of the nature of the outing (Getting shitfaced in the early afternoon) I didn't end up with many pictures of my friends and I once the festivities began because I was busy partaking (Getting white girl wasted and taking ridiculous Snapchats walking through a park with my friends, which I wish I would have saved because it was pretty funny).

Since you all basically get the gist of how my Saturday went, I thought that I'd share some of the pictures I took of street art before I got to my friends at Croxley's Ales and started drinking Half & Halfs. Which are made as follows...

Half & Half
Jack Daniel's Tennessee Honey Whiskey
Firefly Sweet Tea Vodka
• Lemonade
• Mint
• Lemon Slices

Pour Jack Daniel's Tennessee Honey Whiskey, Firefly Sweet Tea Vodka & lemonade over ice. Garnish with mint and lemon slices. Drink way faster than you should because you can't taste the booze.

Yeah, so here are those pictures...
I don't know about you guys but I absolutely love street art. I especially love the first picture with the sticker art mixed with the graffiti and the red door, there is just something visually pleasing about it all to me.

What about you guys? What are your thoughts on strert art, graffiti or whatever? Do you find it beautiful like me or an eyesore? Lemme know!

NOTE: All of this art was found wandering down 3rd Avenue on our way to Alphabet City.

November 22, 2015

Sunday Steal...

Would You Rather Be Stuck On An Island Alone Or With Someone Who Talks Incessantly?  
Probably alone. I'm a Pisces, I can entertain myself.

Would You Rather Be Too Hot Or Too Cold?
I don't like being cold but I guess cold because you can wear layers.

Would You Rather Have A Cook Or A Maid?
Maid. I hate cleaning but I love cooking.

Would You Rather Be The Youngest Or The Oldest Sibling? 
I am the oldest sibling and I like being the oldest.

Would You Rather Get Rich Through Hard Work Or Through Winning The Lottery?
Winning the lottery. I'm lazy. Why do you think I'm a librarian?

Would You Rather Have A 10-Hour Dinner With A Headstrong Politician From An Opposing Party, Or Attend A 10-Hour Concert For A Music Group You Detest?
Dinner. People speaking is easier to ignore than bad music. 

Would You Rather Be An Olympic Gold Medalist Or A Nobel Peace Prize Winner? 
Nobel Peace Prize because people would assume I was smart.

Would You Rather Have A Desk Job Or An Outdoor Job?  
I'm a librarian... Which do you think I'd pick...   

Would You Rather Live At The Top Of A Tall NYC Apartment Building Or At The Top Of A Mountain? 
Do I have super nice house on the top of the mountain? Can I drive to the house? I need to know!    

Would You Rather Have Rambo Or The Terminator On Your Side?
The Terminator.

Would You Rather Be Proposed To In Private Or In Front Of Family & Friends? 
Private. Which I was.

Would You Rather Have To Sew All Your Clothes Or Grow Your Own Food? 
Do I have to sew by hand or can I use my sewing machine (Yes, I have a sewing machine)? Is my food magical and can I grow anything I want any time of the year?  

Would You Rather Hear The Good News Or The Bad News First?
Bad news.

Would You Rather Be Your Own Boss Or Work For Someone Else? 
My own boss.

Would You Rather Have Nosy Neighbors Or Noisy Neighbors? 
Nosy all the way.

Would You Rather Be On A Survival Reality Show Or Dating Game Show?     
Dating game. Unless it was like the Hunger Games and it was survival to the death.

Would You Rather Be Too Busy Or Be Bored? 
Depends what I was busy doing.

Would You Rather Watch The Big Game At Home Or Live At The Stadium? 
Home.

Would You Rather Spend The Day With Your Favorite Athlete Or Your Favorite Movie Star? 
Movie star.

Would You Rather Live Where It Is Constantly Winter Or Where It Is Constantly Summer?
Constantly summer all the way.

Stuck In My Head: Don't Look Back In Anger...

This is such a cliché song to have stuck in my head, especially since it's stuck in my head after being drunk in New York City yesterday but I have Oasis' 1996 single "Don't Look Back In Anger" playing on loop in my brain. And obviously beause I can't get it out of my head, I'm going to get it stuck in yours...


FYI - I may or may not have a Snapchat up of me singing this in my intoxicated state last night...